ta cum ea volunt retinere, quae superiori sententiae conveniunt, in Aristonem incidunt; In qua si nihil est praeter rationem, sit in una virtute finis bonorum; Nescio quo modo praetervolavit oratio. Non est ista, inquam, Piso, magna dissensio. Sed mehercule pergrata mihi oratio tua. Graccho, eius fere, aequalí? Quasi ego id curem, quid ille aiat aut neget.

Yes, I absolutely can fix your computer or install Minecraft for you as long as you realise I’m going to be billing at my standard professional rate. 

Eventually, we’ll arrange to “do something” and I’ll suggest we go bowling, play a game of pool and have a pint.  We go into the city, go to the bowling place and that’s when I’ll remember that I need the side-bumpers up otherwise my ball’s in the gutter every single time, that I couldn’t sink a pool ball into a nominated pocket to save my own life and I’m more likely to be drinking something with a few slices of fruit and a cocktail umbrella in it than beer.

Pick three random letters and sooner or later you’re bound to use a technical acronym that’ll ignite a fascinating conversation.  Alternatively, tell me about something that happened that was really just surreal and I’ll reciprocate.