Have puffins been responsible for every major unexplained natural disaster since the dawn of time?
No, of course not, but they’re damn good with I.T. systems.
I can’t speak for the birds with brightly coloured beaks that like diving into the ocean, but personally I’m simply way too busy working, learning or playing with technology to deal with all that “fish” nonsense.
PGP/GPG Key for Adrian P Wilkinson
2021-09-17 – Electronic Proof of Life
Statement -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 ELECTRONIC PROOF OF LIFE STATEMENT ================================== As of 15:02:19 on Friday 17 September 2021 BST I, Adrian Paul Wilkinson, confirm that: 1. My personal I.T. infrastructure remains in my control and to the best of my knowledge has not been compromised. 2. All private encryption, seeds and access control devices remain under my exclusive control. 3. I am alive and my personal safety and security is not threatened. 4. I, nor any company or organisation that I may represent, have received any notices either formally or informally under The Investigatory Powers Act 2016. […]
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)
Here are some resources: Personal Accountability: Daily: [PDF] [Markdown] Personal Accountability: Weekly: [PDF] [Markdown] ASA DSM-V [PDF] Video Credit: Airplane!

A Good Heart by Feargal Sharkey
What’s going on? This post concerns “A Good Heart”, a song by Irish singer Feargal Sharkey and released as the first single from his debut album. The song was written by Maria McKee, of “Show Me Heaven” infamy. Why does seem a little “off”? The “alternative content” versions were produced using Generative Pre-trained Transformer 3. GPT-3 generates text from keywords with the help of machine learning and artificial intelligence. It is great for quick content creation that you don’t have to spend time editing or rewriting but it struggles with complex sentence structure and grammar usage. “I hear a lot […]
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Sweet Pies – A Kubernetes Thingy
Until I find some time to write it up, please enjoy these pictures of some lovely Raspberry Pi 4B 8GB single board computers that will be running a three node Kubernetes with a spare / development machine above them. The nodes are APPLE, BANANA and ORANGE using Kubernetes but this is one that’s way down the “to do” list.
Beetlejuice is Sexy – A Poem by GPT3
I inputted the following lyrics from Beetlejuice: The Musical:Beetlejuice is SexyBeetlejuice is SmartBJ is a Graduate of JulliardUsing the “Magic Command” setting, it knocked out the following masterpiece:One by one they allcame by near darkDid I lock the door?I think so, ah fuck, how hard?But my damn keys were in the car!No key, no first drink, no knife, no cream cheese. Pissed.Thanks, computer!